Good God people I do not have liquor in this bar. How many interviews must I bang my poor head against the wall to make you get that.
Here: *shoves a glass of deep amber brew towards Anne* It's a bourbon barrel aged Oktoberfest. Sip it. You'll love it. Trust me. I'm the Beer Wench.
Um, no. But you may ask well me for a "Bud Lite" as to ask me for a "Guinness." Try again...oh never mind, here--drink my Faustian Stout Baltic Porter instead. It has actual flavor.